shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us for not getting “real jobs”
Once in science class the teacher was talking about reproduction and how almost everything we do on routine is to attract a mate and this one boy was all “I don’t want a wife or a girlfriend” so everyone was all “omg r u gay” and he said “no i kinda dont really want anyone” and there was silence until he said “well actually i kinda want lizard” and long story short that kid came out as asexual in front of 30 8th graders
#TGIT Premiere Event September 20th, 2014
Okay so I’ve googled it and I can find the name of /a/ show but I don’t think it’s the right one? And no actresses or directors names that match the appearance of the women in the photos. Specifically the one in the shorter white dress. Could anyone help me out? (She looks similar to a friend who could be thrilled to know she has a celebrity look-a-like).
"You’d struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel"
God DAMN thats some Shakespearean shit right there
What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?
My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)
#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)
WHAT ABOUT MENOPAUSE THOWOULD YOU JUST THANK HIM FOR HIS SERVICE AND SEND HIM ON HIS WAYTO FIND A NEW NOT-PREGNANT GIRLOR DOES HE DIE WHAT HAPPENS
Pumpkin Spice Cupcakes with maple frosting and pecans!
Introducing the ultimate pumpkin trifecta: Chai Blondies, Chocolate Chip Cookies, and Pull-Apart Bread.
Pumpkin Oatmeal Chocolate-Chip Cookies
Pumpkin Pie Oatmeal (quick oats, water, pumpkin purée, brown sugar, and pumpkin pie spice) topped with almond butter, pumpkin seeds, walnuts, raisins, molasses, and coconut milk.
MY friend is trying to convince me that my favorite season is just some big hype and not a real season but pumpkin spice season is the best season and i will dump my pumpkin spice oatmeal on his face
Adult privilege is my parents being able to enter our rooms, remove our doors, and invade our private lives simply because they pay for the house. By that logic, landlords also have the right to enter apartments without consent simply because they own the land. And they can’t speak about the issue of rent because children pay in work and chores that often go unnoticed.
This just goes to show your lack of understanding about the way things work. The landlord does have the right to enter your apartment /home without consent provided that the tenant is given 24 hours notice because they do own the property. In addition, a landlord can enter the property at any time without consent or notice if emergency conditions exist (such as water running out from beneath the door, smell of gas emanating from the unit, or fire in an adjoining unit).
If you were an adult, you’d probably know that.
when he giving good dick and suddenly pulls out
PEOPLE GIVING YOU A NICKNAME
PEOPLE ALWAYS CALLING YOU BY THAT NICKNAME
A friend at work calls me “Useless Lesbian”
i love orange is the new black